About

Built by a lazy biologist, for lazy biologists.

Lazy Biologist sloth mascot in a lab coat holding a pipette and a test tube

Reading a Materials & Methods section is not science. It's archaeology. Buried verbs, passive voice, citations ("as previously described") instead of volumes, and reagents scattered across three paragraphs.

Lazy Biologist turns that archaeology into a one-page protocol you can print, tape next to the biosafety cabinet, and follow with one finger while the other hand holds a pipette.

✓ What it does

Bench-ready output

  • Extracts every actionable step
  • Rewrites in imperative verbs ("Add", "Incubate", "Wash")
  • Groups by phase (Preparation, Day 0, Day 1...)
  • Flags critical steps and checkpoints
  • Builds a reagents table with suggested suppliers
  • Optimizes for printing AND tablet use in the lab
✗ What it does not do

Where you stay in charge

  • Replace your judgement. Always cross-check critical steps.
  • Guarantee catalog numbers. Verify before ordering.
  • Validate biosafety, IRB or ethical compliance.
  • Make you a senior PI. Sorry.